The Trump White House just dropped a truth bomb on illegal aliens — and did it with a level of trolling that deserves a standing ovation. On Friday, the administration released a new video warning illegals of their options: self-deport the easy way or get deported the hard way. No more games, no more excuses, and definitely no more open-border amnesty nonsense we’ve been living under thanks to Biden’s train wreck of a presidency.
The Trump team took Biden’s beloved CBP One app — which the Biden administration basically turned into a VIP line for illegal immigration — and repurposed it into something useful. Now called CBP Home, the app lets illegal aliens schedule their own exit from the United States. It’s a simple choice: walk out on your own two feet, or wait until ICE kicks down your door. Either way, you’re leaving.
The Trump White House isn’t just making policy moves; they’re dropping savage videos to get the point across. In the latest clip, a man — who’s supposed to represent an illegal alien — lounges on a camo couch in a beat-up trailer, flipping through TV channels while ignoring warnings about deportation. Meanwhile, ICE agents show up at his door, and John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Roads” plays in the background. Absolute gold.
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But, let’s be honest — the portrayal isn’t exactly reality. The guy on the couch is a White male, which is laughably out of touch with the actual demographic data. When you look at who ICE is arresting — whether it’s gangbangers from MS-13, cartel smugglers, or foreign nationals on terror watch lists — it’s not a bunch of White guys named “Chet” lounging in camo trailers. It’s almost like someone in the video department thought they could avoid offending anyone by rewriting reality. Hint: illegal immigration isn’t a colorblind phenomenon, no matter how much you wish it were.
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That small nitpick aside, the message is crystal clear and long overdue. No more free rides. No more “catch and release.” No more sob stories in the media about “families being torn apart” when criminals are finally held accountable. The era of “Get Woke, Go Broke” immigration policy is over.
President Trump is making it very simple: if you’re here illegally, you’re leaving. You can either take the soft landing via CBP Home or you can find out just how serious ICE can get. Either way, the law — not feelings — is finally back in charge.
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