It’s almost become a joke at this point: Patriot Front pops up, all dressed in matching uniforms, marching in robotic formation, chanting “Reclaim America,” and every sane person watching thinks, “Are these guys for real—or are they just another Fed cosplay team trying to make the right look bad?”
Over the weekend, the mysterious khaki-clad group made another staged appearance—this time in Kansas City, Missouri, at the Liberty Memorial Museum. Just in time for Memorial Day, no less. The optics were so carefully orchestrated you could’ve mistaken it for a military recruitment video, if not for the creepy white masks and the group’s leader, Thomas Rousseau, delivering another one of his wooden, soulless monologues to a conveniently-placed camera.
“Patriot Front is here in Kansas City, Missouri,” Rousseau declared with all the authenticity of a dollar store action figure. “We are here at the National World War I Museum and Memorial to give a speech and to demonstrate our ideals to the country and the world.”
NEW: Patriot Front is out today.
Genuine question: Do ANY of you know anyone in “Patriot Front?”
What is their purpose?
This cannot be a legit thing.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) May 24, 2025
Really? Because most of America is still wondering who bankrolls these guys, who coordinates the logistics, and why not a single one of them seems to have a neck tattoo or a criminal record. It’s almost like they’re too clean to be a grassroots movement. But hey, maybe they just all shop at the same Dickies outlet and spend their weekends ironing flags and rehearsing synchronized chants.
And just like clockwork, not a single arrest was made—despite their controversial reputation and past media portrayals labeling them a “white nationalist hate group.” According to Kansas City police, the group marched for about an hour before dispersing. Officers also noted that the members appeared to be from out of town—shocking no one.
For anyone keeping score, this is the same group that had 31 of its members arrested in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, in 2022 while heading to a gay pride event. They were packed into a U-Haul with homemade shields and matching uniforms. No actual violence was committed. The kicker? Authorities admitted later they had informants embedded in the group the whole time. How convenient.
Meanwhile, the FBI declassified nearly 1,000 pages of Patriot Front-related material last year—so heavily redacted it looked like someone spilled ink all over them. Transparent as mud.
At this point, even the left-wing Southern Poverty Law Center’s label of “white nationalist hate group” feels more like a narrative tool than a reflection of reality. The real question remains: Is Patriot Front an actual extremist group, or is it a staged operation designed to make anyone right-of-center look like a fringe lunatic?
Whatever the case, normal Americans aren’t buying the act. Not when it smells this much like a deep-state distraction dressed up in khakis and masks.
Got to get a better uniform if you want me to join. Maybe talk to Nike.