Well, here we go again — the FBI is back in the headlines, and this time it’s not about Trump, Hunter Biden’s laptop, or a “mostly peaceful” protest. No, this time it’s about Jeffrey Epstein, who conveniently turned up dead in a jail cell in 2019. After years of memes, mystery, and enough unanswered questions to fill an entire Netflix series, FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino now says: case closed. He did ki– himself.
Yes, really. During a recent appearance on Fox News, Bongino — a straight-talking, no-nonsense kind of guy — claimed there’s video footage proving Epstein hanged himself. Not only that, but he says that footage will be released to the public soon. “He ki–ed himself. I’ve seen the whole file,” Bongino said. “He ki–ed himself.”
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Let’s not forget the facts that fueled all the skepticism in the first place: malfunctioning security cameras, conveniently asleep guards, broken bones in the neck more commonly associated with strangulation, and the fact that this man was sitting on a veritable black book of the world’s elite — from royals to former presidents. But sure, it was just a typical, textbook jailhouse sui-ide, right?
Bongino and FBI Director Kash Patel are both standing by the conclusion, emphasizing transparency and vowing to release the full story. Patel told Fox’s Sunday Morning Futures that “you know a sui-ide when you see one, and that’s what that was.” Maybe. But try telling that to the American public — particularly Trump supporters who’ve spent the last decade watching institutions bury, cover up, and spin narratives for the political elite.
Kash Patel on Epstein files: I'm not going to rush to get it out there. We're diligently working on that and it takes time to go through
Folks, they won't release the files pic.twitter.com/GzULNbeJKC
— Ron Smith (@Ronxyz00) May 28, 2025
Mark Epstein, Jeffrey’s brother, isn’t buying it either. He blasted the FBI’s findings, saying they lacked any real knowledge of the autopsy and didn’t do their homework at the crime scene. And honestly? He’s not alone. This doesn’t feel like “conspiracy theory land” — this feels like people simply not trusting an institution that’s been caught lying too many times to count.
Bongino might be telling the truth. Maybe Epstein really did ki– himself. But if the FBI wants the public to believe it, they’re going to need more than just a statement. That video better be crystal clear — because after years of lies, America doesn’t take the Bureau’s word at face value anymore.
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