Well, this one’s a headline straight out of the left-wing fever dream. Globalist poster boy Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry were just caught swapping spit on a yacht. No, this isn’t satire. According to Page Six and Daily Mail, the former Canadian Prime Minister and the pop icon were photographed making out aboard Perry’s luxury vessel, the Caravelle.
Apparently, the “I Kissed a Girl” singer is now kissing a guy who wore blackface more times than he can count and ran Canada’s economy into the ground. I guess opposites really do attract.
‘YACHT’ IN THE ACT: Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and pop star Katy Perry were spotted sharing some PDA off the California coast, photos obtained by FOX News Digital show. pic.twitter.com/jlhQQCbmre
— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 12, 2025
In the photos, Trudeau, 53, is shirtless, wearing only jeans, while 40-year-old Perry lounges on the deck in a black one-piece. One shot shows him grabbing her rear like he’s auditioning for The Bachelor: Globalist Edition. Another has them locked in a passionate kiss like it’s the end of a rom-com nobody asked for. No word yet if this was filmed for a sequel to Firework or just Trudeau’s midlife crisis going international.
The two reportedly first sparked dating rumors back in July, when they were spotted on a quiet dinner date in Montreal. That was followed by a scenic walk through Mount Royal Park and, not so coincidentally, Trudeau popping up at one of Perry’s Canadian tour stops. Subtle. Real subtle.
Neither Perry nor Trudeau’s reps have commented publicly, but at this point, the pictures speak louder than any carefully worded PR statement.
To add some context, Trudeau’s personal life has been unraveling nearly as fast as his public one. Just last year, he announced his separation from wife Sophie after 18 years of marriage and three kids. The split followed “many meaningful and difficult conversations,” according to their joint statement, and resulted in a formal legal separation. Sophie moved to her own residence in Ottawa, while Trudeau stayed at Rideau Cottage with the kids.
So what’s next for the shirtless statesman? A music video cameo? A Malibu wedding? Or maybe just more yacht rides with Hollywood elites while the Canadian economy limps along and farmers protest in the streets.
Bottom line, this romance might be sizzling on deck, but it’s hard not to see it as the perfect metaphor for the modern left: all style, zero substance, and absolutely no sense of reality.
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